This is the (temporary) list of MP3s (just click the name to download.) In the future, we'll add links to the lyrics and liner notes for each song.

Singles

1. How To Be An Acoustic Texas Ranger
2. How To Be A Synthetic Texas Ranger
3. Pumpkin, Mrs. Farnsworth" Accordion Country Mix
4. Swat the Bees: Radio-safe version of "Fuck the Bees"
5. The Final Frontier - cover with new lyrics
6. Rock In My Shoe

Albums

Needs More Wanger (complete)

1. The Robot Song - Dalek version
2. The George Hammond Conspiracy
3. Pigskin Loofah v1
4. Pigskin Loofah v2
5. Pumpkin, Mrs. Farnsworth - English Country Garden Mix
6. The Robot Song - Data version
7. Free Your Cones
8. Young Human Body Transplant 13 aka "Track 8"
9. Chalice of Fire
10. 320 World
11. Pumpkin, Mrs. Farnsworth - London Sharehouse Mix
12. COMAR
13. Beep
14. Bonus Track
15. Pumpkin, Mrs. Farnsworth - Spaghetti West End Mix

The Last Days Of The Crazy People's Supermarket (complete)

1. The Sun She Explode
2. Ballad of the Eire Canal - a capella
3. Ballad of the Eire Canal - NES instrumental
4. Green Meat Sandwich
5. Rewind - Simonian Mix
6. Peroxide Piranha
7. Fuck the Bees
8. Planting Geraniums
9. Not Bitter Blues
10. I Wanna Get Your Cal-Dal
11. Eighth Rank
12. I'm Not a Tuba Player, But I Play One On TV
13. Rewind - Eltonian Mix
14. She's a Geek Freak
15. Captain Marvel's Lament
16. Hole in My Black Levis
17. Editors at War
18. Rewind - Waitsian Mix

Interrobang Cartel Tribute Album (complete)

1. Walking With Woodlice
2. Sausage Calories
3. Monkey Origami
4. Queen's Blue Peter Badges
5. Black Pudding Throwing
6. Hedgehog Houses - I
7. Ham Sandwich Digestion
8. Rules of Naked Petanque
9. Love Of Stones
10. UK Places with 'Z' in the Name
11. How To Be A Texas Ranger
12. Tropical Fish Euthanasia I
13. Virtual Geese Honking
14. Zebra Races - I
15. Walking Stick Making
16. Zoo Heaven
17. Static Caravan Fan Club
18. Washing Crystal Balls
19. Hedgerow Hypothesis - Original version
20. Hedgerow Hypothesis - Open Souce Jam version
21. Staffordshire Bull Terrier Portraits

Aspartame Placebo (in progress)

1. Angsty Teen Seuss
2. Comrades with Tractors
3. Kibo's Beard Wax
4. Truck Stop Birthday
5. Psycho Poodle MMV
6. Retract Your Lies
7. Pink Noise
8. Too Drunk to Fsck

Bad Coelacanth (in progress)

1. Prelude To The Afternoon of The Coelacanth
2. Go Past the Volvox and the Burpo
3. Slunch Appraisal Area
4. Dainty Toffee
5. Pay Her No Mind
6. You Look Like A Nice Gullible Person
7. Go Past Inflatable Wumbles
8. Ignore The Furlax
9. The Price of Swedish Glarno

Siberian Fields of Cheese (in progress)

1. Anti Piracy Leaque

House Made of Awesomeness (in progress)

1. DO NOT CALL
2. Schrodinger's Car

Rules for Dysfunctional Patterns (in progress)

1. All Roads Lead Away From Rome

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