Tim Chmielewski wrote the following to celebrate the release of Baby Geniuses 2.

DIAPER GRAVY!

Where can you find torture, search the world for bad films,
learn science, crotch whack-ing?
Where can you begin to make your nightmares all come true
on the couch or on the floor?
Where can you learn to cry, play in shorts or eat pies,
study bad baby movies?
Sign up for the big baby or sit in the blue pram
when your friends and others meet.

DIAPER GRAVY, yes, you can cough and you can wheeze.
DIAPER GRAVY, yes, you can turn your mind too ghee.
DIAPER GRAVY, come on now people, bake a clam!
DIAPER GRAVY, can't you see this song is bland!
DIAPER GRAVY, come on, protect the concession stand.
DIAPER GRAVY, come on and join your fellow spam.
DIAPER GRAVY, come on now people, bake a clam!
DIAPER GRAVY, DIAPER GRAVY

They want you! They want you! They want you to watch Baby Genuises 2!

If you like adventure don't you wait to enter the video store fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new viewers fast.
Maybe you are too young to rent it today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure they will take a rain check on it for you.

DIAPER GRAVY...

They want you! They want you! They want you to watch Baby Genuises 2!
They want you! They want you! They want you to watch Baby Genuises 2!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of babies!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get car sick even watching it on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a pedal car?
They want you! They want you!
DIAPER GRAVY!

DIAPER GRAVY!.. (fade out)