jwgh described how this song came into being in this way:

How this came about was this. This all took place many moons ago. I am only posting now due to my own inefficiency. Odeley. Anyway, here is my version of events:
  1. While recording the Simonesque version of Rewind, Kerri complained that the FULL RANGE of her VOCAL CAPABILITIES were not being taken advantage of. Something like that. Because 'Rewind' is all poppy and nice and Kerri sings really sweet on it and all but at heart she's all ROCK AND ROLL! ROCK AND ROLL! I may have made some of that up.
  2. Ben Allared made up some lyrics which Kerri could use to reveal her PUNK SIDE, which I reproduce here:
    Hatefukker!
    You are a
    Hatefukker!
  3. Kerri was very impressed by these lyrics and recorded a five-second version of them on the spot.
  4. Then she suggested that some people might want to make remixes of this recording.
  5. After a long delay, I decided to give it a whirl. AND SO I DID! But for whatever reason I decided also to make use of some recordings I made of Kibo back in the day for the Secret Bonus Track on Needs More Wanger.
  6. So I finished it and I was pretty happy with it as far as it went but I wanted to make sure that Kibo didn't mind this UNAUTHORIZED USE OF HIS VOICE. There was then another fairly lengthy delay, but finally ...
  7. Today he told me he didn't mind.
  8. So here it is. I should maybe warn you that this recording starts out quite loud and only gets louder.

This mp3 is dedicated to Tim Chmielewski, in the hopes that he will find the volume of the vocals in this recording acceptable.

Also, I think there may be a lesson here for people who want to write an Interrobang Cartel song but are concerned that their lyrics will be TOO DUMB or TOO DARK. Lessons are fun!

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The Songs

320 World | mp3

Angsty Teen Seuss | mp3

Beep | mp3

Bonus Track | mp3

CAPTAIN MARVEL'S LAMENT | mp3

Chalice of Fire | mp3

COMAR: | mp3

Editors at War | mp3

Eighth Rank | mp3

Free Your Cones | mp3

Fuck The Bees | mp3 | mp3

Green Meat Sandwich | mp3

Hatefukker | mp3 | mp3

Hole in My Black Levis | mp3

I Wanna Get Your Cal-Dal | mp3

Peroxide Piranha | mp3

Pigskin Loofah | mp3 | mp3

Rewind | mp3 | mp3 | mp3

The Final Frontier | mp3

The George Hammond Conspiracy | mp3

The Not Bitter Blues | mp3

The Robot Song | mp3 | mp3

Walking With Woodlice | mp3 | mp3 | mp3

Young Human Body Transplant 13 (Track 8) | mp3

"Pumpkin, Mrs. Farnsworth" | mp3 | mp3 | mp3

Ballad of the Eire Canal

Christian Gangsta Rap

DIAPER GRAVY!

E-Mail Caveman

Five Foot Step

Fuckin' Freedom

Give A Rest To Poor Old Silent E

HMas in July

It's a Kibo life for me

I'm A Unix Geek

I'm not a tuba player, but I play one on TV

Kiss Me, Cruel FORTRAN (I)

Kiss Me, Cruel Fortran (II)

My Heart Is A Monarchy

Planting Geraniums

Ponytail Pomade

Rock In My Shoe

She's A Geek Freak

Smoky HULK HANDS

Support the Lurkers

The As-Yet-Unnamed Turtle Song

The Great Molasses Flood of 1919

The Pigy's with the Faqy

The Sun! She Explode!

Hang On Lurker

Lexan Racing Spoon

Overnight the Gnu

Pirate Sophisticate

Tricked by the GUI

We Like Tha Moon?

When You Lose the Phone You Love