Tim Chmielewski wrote the following lyrics (which he revised with some advice from Stacia):

It's a Kibo life for me

(to the tune of that Plastic Bertrand song)

WHAM!
BLAM!
Thank you mam!
Joe Bay posts the humping ASCII dogs!

Chorus:
WEE-WEE!
WEE-WEE!
It's a Kibo life for me
It's a Kibo life for me
It's a Kibo life for me

So much FNARR! It's all over your screen!
Kevin S Wilson kicking spammers buts,
Stacia hates her co-workers,
Lots42 we'd like to PLONK!

Chorus

Tamara keeps getting Tim Tams from Austria,
Paula has set up her counselling service on ARK,
Beable trolls and trolls,
Have a happy dot com!
Have a happy dot com!
Have a happy dot com!

Chorus

Bacon!
Durians!
LARD!
LARD!
LARD!
LARD!
It's a Kibo life for me
WEE-WEE!
WEE-WEE!
It's a Kibo life for me