Tim Chmielewski wrote the following semi-autobiographical lyrics.

Smoky HULK HANDS

(based on the song 'Smoky Roses' by Sarah Carroll from GIT)

I sell you all a dimpled quail of how my cart was fun!
One sunny noon while I was out just lookin' for some puns!
I stepped into a public bar with half a neon sign
And saw the game I dreamt about since I was 29

Chorus:
Smoky HULK HANDS, SMASH in the half-light
Before the RRRRR!, after the SMASH!, we met each other
Smoky HULK HANDS, fade in the sunlight
Green turned to Blue
Goodbye to Poo!
My one night HULK HANDS

The Devil he was standin' with his pockets full of bacon!
I don't know when I'd even seen a better lookin' flan
Suddenly he smiled at me and through the smoky-bacony air
His shirt was alight and black as night with HULK HANDS everywhere

Chorus

The trace of beer and cigarettes will fade away in time
Until it goes I'll wear HULK HANDS that bring him to my mind

Chorus

Green turned to Blue
Goodbye to Poo!
My one night HULK HANDS...

Logo by Shiro Akaishi

small version of Shiro's logo

The Songs

320 World | mp3

Angsty Teen Seuss | mp3

Beep | mp3

Bonus Track | mp3

CAPTAIN MARVEL'S LAMENT | mp3

Chalice of Fire | mp3

COMAR: | mp3

Editors at War | mp3

Eighth Rank | mp3

Free Your Cones | mp3

Fuck The Bees | mp3 | mp3

Green Meat Sandwich | mp3

Hatefukker | mp3 | mp3

Hole in My Black Levis | mp3

I Wanna Get Your Cal-Dal | mp3

Peroxide Piranha | mp3

Pigskin Loofah | mp3 | mp3

Rewind | mp3 | mp3 | mp3

The Final Frontier | mp3

The George Hammond Conspiracy | mp3

The Not Bitter Blues | mp3

The Robot Song | mp3 | mp3

Walking With Woodlice | mp3 | mp3 | mp3

Young Human Body Transplant 13 (Track 8) | mp3

"Pumpkin, Mrs. Farnsworth" | mp3 | mp3 | mp3

Ballad of the Eire Canal

Christian Gangsta Rap

DIAPER GRAVY!

E-Mail Caveman

Five Foot Step

Fuckin' Freedom

Give A Rest To Poor Old Silent E

HMas in July

It's a Kibo life for me

I'm A Unix Geek

I'm not a tuba player, but I play one on TV

Kiss Me, Cruel FORTRAN (I)

Kiss Me, Cruel Fortran (II)

My Heart Is A Monarchy

Planting Geraniums

Ponytail Pomade

Rock In My Shoe

She's A Geek Freak

Smoky HULK HANDS

Support the Lurkers

The As-Yet-Unnamed Turtle Song

The Great Molasses Flood of 1919

The Pigy's with the Faqy

The Sun! She Explode!

Hang On Lurker

Lexan Racing Spoon

Overnight the Gnu

Pirate Sophisticate

Tricked by the GUI

We Like Tha Moon?

When You Lose the Phone You Love