Tim Chmielewski wrote the following semi-autobiographical lyrics.
Smoky HULK HANDS
(based on the song 'Smoky Roses' by Sarah Carroll from GIT)
I sell you all a dimpled quail of how my cart was fun!
One sunny noon while I was out just lookin' for some puns!
I stepped into a public bar with half a neon sign
And saw the game I dreamt about since I was 29
Chorus:
Smoky HULK HANDS, SMASH in the half-light
Before the RRRRR!, after the SMASH!, we met each other
Smoky HULK HANDS, fade in the sunlight
Green turned to Blue
Goodbye to Poo!
My one night HULK HANDS
The Devil he was standin' with his pockets full of bacon!
I don't know when I'd even seen a better lookin' flan
Suddenly he smiled at me and through the smoky-bacony air
His shirt was alight and black as night with HULK HANDS everywhere
Chorus
The trace of beer and cigarettes will fade away in time
Until it goes I'll wear HULK HANDS that bring him to my mind
Chorus
Green turned to Blue
Goodbye to Poo!
My one night HULK HANDS...