CB composed and recorded a version of this song. It commemorates the day when George Hammond was on the front page of every newspaper in the world.

The George Hammond Conspiracy

When physics meets religion
there are sceptics all around
for some it's superstition
and for some it's holy ground
But George Hammond was a patient man
he churned and turned the sod
and in the earth he found the proof
the Scientific Proof of God

When physics meets religion
there are sets of rolling eyes
too hard to seek the truth of proof
too hard despising lies
but George found the solution
where no-one else had trod
the perfect space, the simple place,
the Scientific Proof of God

it's the George Hammond conspiracy
the truth that they won't let you see
GOD=GUV
no matter what they say

it's the George Hammond conspiracy
but behind the cloak of secrecy
GOD=GUV
it's always been that way

When commerce meets instruction
and commercials must be run
there are sponsors to be honoured
there are things that must be done
there are stories to be trumpeted
and stories to protect
but don't think we're not aware now
don't think we're not aware now
don't think we're not aware now
greater intellect
it's the Flynn Effect

When physics meets religion
there are secrets by the score
there are those with firm investments
in the politics of war
but before we trawl the deserts
with the high divining rod
we should think instead of what George said
the Scientific Proof of God

it's the George Hammond conspiracy
the truth that they won't let you see
GOD=GUV
no matter what they say

it's the George Hammond conspiracy
but behind the cloak of secrecy
GOD=GUV
it's Equation Of The Day
it's a brand new way to pray
and it's always been that way

Logo by Shiro Akaishi

small version of Shiro's logo

The Songs

320 World | mp3

Angsty Teen Seuss | mp3

Beep | mp3

Bonus Track | mp3

CAPTAIN MARVEL'S LAMENT | mp3

Chalice of Fire | mp3

COMAR: | mp3

Editors at War | mp3

Eighth Rank | mp3

Free Your Cones | mp3

Fuck The Bees | mp3 | mp3

Green Meat Sandwich | mp3

Hatefukker | mp3 | mp3

Hole in My Black Levis | mp3

I Wanna Get Your Cal-Dal | mp3

Peroxide Piranha | mp3

Pigskin Loofah | mp3 | mp3

Rewind | mp3 | mp3 | mp3

The Final Frontier | mp3

The George Hammond Conspiracy | mp3

The Not Bitter Blues | mp3

The Robot Song | mp3 | mp3

Walking With Woodlice | mp3 | mp3 | mp3

Young Human Body Transplant 13 (Track 8) | mp3

"Pumpkin, Mrs. Farnsworth" | mp3 | mp3 | mp3

Ballad of the Eire Canal

Christian Gangsta Rap

DIAPER GRAVY!

E-Mail Caveman

Five Foot Step

Fuckin' Freedom

Give A Rest To Poor Old Silent E

HMas in July

It's a Kibo life for me

I'm A Unix Geek

I'm not a tuba player, but I play one on TV

Kiss Me, Cruel FORTRAN (I)

Kiss Me, Cruel Fortran (II)

My Heart Is A Monarchy

Planting Geraniums

Ponytail Pomade

Rock In My Shoe

She's A Geek Freak

Smoky HULK HANDS

Support the Lurkers

The As-Yet-Unnamed Turtle Song

The Great Molasses Flood of 1919

The Pigy's with the Faqy

The Sun! She Explode!

Hang On Lurker

Lexan Racing Spoon

Overnight the Gnu

Pirate Sophisticate

Tricked by the GUI

We Like Tha Moon?

When You Lose the Phone You Love