Wiblur the Once composed a song highlighting the theories of the one and only Kurt Stocklmeir. He commented:

I have completed the words (which are pretty much his own with minor tweaking to allow for better musical flow). I will now proceed to recording the music. It will be on my web page when complete for your scorn^H^Hamusement. Perhaps this will finally get me into Interrobang Cartel as their glockenspeilist.

I was originally going to make it a blues song, but was inspired by Willie Nielson doing a raggae cover of one of his songs with Wycliff Jean on his birthday special last night on the TV.

Some parts look awkward, but when you hear the music it will all make sense.

The lyrics are:

The Pigy's with the Faqy

Chorus:

The Pigy's with the Faqy, yeah (oinky, oink)
Better leave my theories alone (I say).
The Pigy's with the Faqy, yeah
Better leave my theories alone. (oinky, oink)

Curses from God protect my theories
Girls and Boys should not discuss them.
It is probably true that a curse from God
Will destroy the slimes who disagree.

God did not make me good at physics,
He would send his theories to me.
God could only send me theories,
If I was bad at physics, you see.

Repeat Chorus

Because Math Girl has gone insane,
There ar not any numbers, no more,
I will just forget about that now,
For a small amount of time.

I do not want to kiss any girl with
The bodies of animals between her teeth.
A girl who is sexy does not have
The blood of animals in her mouth.

Repeat chorus

The doctor who kills people
Was not suppose to go to jail.
If he does not get out of jail
God will probably kill, hurt and destroy.

Some lizard girls, they may say
That a particle has constant acceleration.
And I think it is fair to say
That the lizard girls are right.

Repeat chorus