ZIP DRIVE CLICK OF DETH (aka jwgh) contributed the following lyrics. Two other band members then contributed completely different versions of the song: CB contributed one version and NotR contributed the other.

THE ROBOT SONG

I used to work at the mall
   Selling robots wall to wall
Ones that cleaned and entertained
   A robot chef, a robot maid
Then one night on a dare
   I made my robots self-aware
And it wasn't really planned,
   But now the robots rule the land
      And we're happier than we've ever been

There was fighting, sure, at first
   When the bots conquered the Earth
All the people thought we're doomed
   That by robots we'd be consumed
But we humans had no chance
   Robots stunned us with a glance
And after the human's final stand
   It was the robots ruled the land
      Now we're happier than we've ever been

That's the last war that we've seen
   By decree of robot queen
All the studies now do show
   That at ruling, humans blow
Law's more carefully applied
   With a logic-loving guide
Now with an impartial hand
   It's the robots rule the land
      Now we're happier than we've ever been