Talysman offered to be the avante garde guy that the band teamed up with for one song on one album, then got pissed off at, so they bitch about him in all the interviews. When CB later put together a list of who was in the band and what they did, Talysman was listed as 'Avant-garde soundscape (track 8)'. So Talysman put together a track 8 to put on the album; the track is also tentatively named 'Young Human Body Transplant 13'.

A bunch of items were suggested for inclusion in this track, such as William Shatner, Russell Crowe, a penguin call, a Wilhelm, etc., and Talysman gamely included them all. He comments:

as for the director's commentary, I think it would be longer than track 8 itself. I could always get shattner to do the commentary, because I think he's under some kind of curse to ridicule himself. either that, or milos milos gave him some powerful lsd. that would certainly explain "the transformed man", which is where "ophelia has been acting very strangely" comes from.